aguardnamedslug:

Yeh but like. I ain’t even s’posed to be here. Ain’t my place to be an’ it kinda shows in the end. Makes me wonder why metahumans exist at all.

Jus’ seems like someone messed up an’ we’re all stuck here.

Now, I don’t think it’s that bad. Even if you’re stuck here, you can still make the best of this situation, right? Find yourself some new friends, a new job, make yourself comfortable! Don’t think of it as being stuck. Just think of it as an unexpected move.

aguardnamedslug:

Y’ever feel like sometimes y’ain’t s’posed to exist?

Come on, you can’t talk like that!

Everyone exists for a reason, mister cyclops. Even if you haven’t found yours yet, I’m sure you have one.

• poison-us-ivy

“Excuse me, but if you don’t mind me asking, why is your skin so pale?”

“Such a pale complexion is a rarity where I’m from!”

I have returned, everyone!

grimdarkgavin:

rippleprincess:

You stop that, Mister.

Oh, cO Me Now. A rEn’T YOu To O A dORa Ble TO B e COnF ro Ntin G A MOnsT Er L I kE mE? 

Being adorable has nothing to do with it!

You’re doing evil, and I demand that you cease doing so immediately!

grimdarkgavin:

th I s I s NO Fu N. 

I’ M g RO w  I ng BO r E d Of S tA R iNg At A BU nCh oF i Di oITs Ru NN iN g Aro U n D. 

I ’ M gO I ng TO Sh R ed UP T i mE. I f A nY On E W a NTs TO Sto P Me, C oMe Fu CK i nG Fi ND m E.

You stop that, Mister.

witchperidot:

You are really annoying.

I prefer the term entertainment-impaired.

(Source: rippleprincess)

witchperidot:

(Source: rippleprincess)

witchperidot:

It’s Peridoh, you idiot!

Or should I call you Nowtilus?

Oh my, you’ve mispronounced my name! Clearly this is a horrible injustice towards me worthy of a lifelong grudge!

Sorry Peridot, but I’m fine with people saying my name wrong. After all, Nautilus is a somewhat exotic name to people outside of the Ripple Kingdom!

(Source: rippleprincess)

royalbidness:

rippleprincess:

Well, I’m quite surprised to see you following me, ma’am.

you should be honored

Well, I’d like to tell you that it’s quite the contrary, Empress.